Guest Critique #1: Happy girl using mobile phone while having popcorn on floor with family sitting on sofa in living room


Guest Critique #1
Submit your own critique for this image in the comments (name/alias optional) and on Wednesday
we'll arbitrarily pick which one we like the best and feature it on the site.
Winners will receive as much internet fame as we have. None.


 

51 comments:

  1. -They all have beautiful long legs, especially the girl on the couch.

    -The foreground girl is possessed by Richard D. James: "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_D._James_Album"

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  2. The fake smile on her face can not mask her longing to be in the obviously lesbian relationship that is blossoming on the couch. Status update: "Becoming the third wheel". Zero likes

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  3. This picture is not the stock image itself. In fact it's a blue and orange loving hobbyists making-of shot that shows the average stock photographer in action: Little girls at home, pointing their "hi-tech" photogear at random things, laughing at the hard working people while eating popcorn or relaxingly put their legs on mommys lap.

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  4. Oh, honey. Look at your… smile? Sure, we'll call it a smile… that #selfie, like all #selfies, is not going to turn out nearly as cute as you think it will. Your two moms and the disembodied legs on the couch agree.
    They also want you to stop being such a fucking slob. Where do you think your mouth is? Because, I assure you, it's not in the carpet.

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  5. Look, with a twist of the neck, you could actually TALK to your BFF on the couch instead of texting her, don't ya think? And your phone is WAY too close to your retinas. Didn't your mum warn you about that?

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  6. If you stop laughing and realizing that your boyfriend broke up with you via Whatsapp, you will also realize that your slutty girlfriend in the back gets simultaneously a booty call. And the person behind your ambush girlfriend knows the size of your ex-boyfriends dick and gets aroused too, cause he is asking for a ménage a trois

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  7. Girl 1: LOL! Check out this SnapChat of a piece of popcorn!
    Girl 2: This is why mom doesn't let you on the couch.

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  8. Description: Teenage girl watching The Hobbit on blingy smartphone with her gigantic Gollum hand.

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  9. Germany 2002 - Genetic Engineering Center Frankfurt:
    We catch a shocking view of the beginning smartphonization of younger age groups. In the blurry backgound we can see three pictures of manipulated DNA sequences which lead to an inevitable addiction to smartphones.
    The test group shows the expected success...

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  10. Mercedes & Porsche didn't realize that shit was about to get real in the burbs...

    You see...you can only call your friend Tara "Queen Camel Toe" for so long before she'll snap and hire a team of mercenaries to go all "Taken" on your ass.

    Here you can see giving her team the "go command text" to commence operation "Slap A Slut"

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  11. It's an all black sock party! Or is it — #theFootclan

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  12. It's Words with Friends in the same room.
    I'll play "popcorn," like you are currently eating on the floor.
    That's so cute and funny! Now, I'll take that "P" and try "pigslut," like you are.
    Oh crap, that's not an acceptable word :(.

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  13. a friday night in with loved ones, sitting around ignoring each other while eating processed carbs out of a bed-pan sounds rewarding. Lets all ignore the universe in favour of shitty jokes told in 100 pixel increments on our richard simmons edition widget reader.

    we're doomed as a species anyway, so pass the extra butter and cellular radiation.

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  14. Rachel spent the afternoon sending mean text messages to her sister, while mom longed for one kernel of kindness from that selfish human pogo stick.

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  15. mughuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhh! Hyuma

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  16. Let's play "What's Most Disturbing?" Is it the nightmare inducing sweet potato curry Rorschach triptych on the back wall? Perhaps it's the cool distain Mommy Dearest has for her tragic, mildly retarded amputee daughter, whom she never allows on the family couch with the rest of her able-bodied kin, her only entertainment a broken iPhone stuck on the lock screen and a mini pith helmet of stale popcorn for sustenance? Nope, what's most disturbing here is the beige on beige on beige colour scheme. They've really nailed that classic orthodontist-waiting-room-circa-1987 vibe that's just so hot these days.

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  17. Mom just farted... ROTFLMAO!:):)

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  18. FAMILY - "LOL Make your werewolf face!"
    Girl On Floor - "LOL OK"
    FAM - "And if your teeth weren't so big, some of the popcorn would have ended up in your mouth instead of on the floor"
    GOF - " :-( "


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  19. 01- The 'Do you smell Gasoline' Trick; first, wait for your prey to nestle in or the evening on the couch. Make some delicious popcorn and lay spread eagle on the floor. Make sure your deadly poop shoot is pointed toward your unsuspecting rug munching girlfriends. As your curried egg sandwiches digest, you can feel your tummy expanding with pressure. Once you start to feel very uncomfortable, text one of your house mates "do you smell gasoline"?When her phone beeps, ease that love stench out of your propped butt and send it silently and stealthfully towards their nostrils. Laugh like an evil wizard as you wait to hear them breath it in.
    Mean while eddy plays with his massive but weird black cock.
    Your are successful.
    Apologize and let them know it won't happen again as you repeat the process. Evil laugh again.

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  20. Becky loved the fact her teeth were big enough to hide her smartphone screen so her mom couldn't peep on her matricide Google searches.

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  21. The good daughter sits on the couch next to her mother and plays with her Sudoku app. The troublesome daughter, however...The popcorn bowl apparently was not large enough to contain her ever-growing appetite, fueled by her enormous teeth. The obvious solution was to dump popcorn all over the ground. That'll be the least of her problems when she realizes Mother is really enjoying the naked Snapchats from jonnyxo39.

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  22. well they never said which Wednesday they would pick the winner.......maybe they'll shoot for next week? Or maybe we just wait until this image is no longer on the front page.

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  23. Becky just received another dick-pic from @AWiener. Penises are hilarious.

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