Caucasian couple raking autumn leaves

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What is it with Getty Images and people raking entire parks? It's ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as trying to pass off these two as a real couple. Look at that hairline. She's way too hot for him. Not even www.christianwifefinder.com would allow this match to happen. Sorry, the scarf doesn't make you look hipster. You look homeless. Just a regular fucking crazy homeless asshole that throws leaves at beautiful women.

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  1. "a regular fucking crazy homeless asshole that throws leaves at beautiful women."
    That's all I can see now. All. I. Can. See.

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  2. -Caucasian couple raking leaves
    -Caucasian couple
    -Caucasian

    CAUCASIAN?

    What the hell? They are white. Look what they wear. There's nothing caucasian about them. Want to see a caucasian couple? Here you go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Prokudin-Gorskii-44.jpg

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  3. This drives me Nuts-o. I've found myself screaming in German at my childrens for not getting their handful o' leavesin the f-in bag. How f-in hard is this? How far will this apartment-dwelling D-Bag walk with this barrow to dump a 1/4 bag of leaves in a park? Who does this?? It weighs all of an extra 19 ounces. Phew! Leave this nice corporate healthcare worker gal alone so she can get to Home Goods before 4:45 PM with her Mom. It's getting dark. Cut the crap. Rake and bag. Your Dad hates this fay photo session. Where are are your shoulder pads and loose teef? You'll know more come Thanksgiving back home, Scarf Boy. Now git!

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