Woman mowing green lawn

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First, the lawn is already mowed. Second, who dresses up for a cocktail party and then does yard work? Unless this is one of those underground New York yard work cocktail parties we read about in Vice.  

47 comments:

  1. Flip flops? With a lawn mower? Guh.

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    1. Exactly my reaction. I know two men who lost their big toes that way.

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  2. Wow, what the heck is wrong with her knees? They look so weird.

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  3. The whole extension cord is still wrapped up. She can only mow a 16' semicircle.

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  4. I hate to be the creeper...but seriously, no mowed lawn jokes??

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  5. I hate to be the creeper...but seriously, no mowed lawn jokes??

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  6. why did the retoucher spend so much time at 300% with mower, D-Bag farting dude, and crummy awning post. It just makes her cranial "ERRTTTTTTT!" face PoP more. And lordy - how did you let her Miss Havisham Knee Caps go by. And Photo Session Director — never mow in flip-flops. Don't you know little piggy'll be in the bag catcher. You'll have to to dump, find, peel off cut bloody grass blades, put on ice for the O.R. team.You coulda ruined your White Castle lunch plans.

    Photo Shoot Manager - GRADE = D- (fire her)
    Photo Retoucher - GRADE = D+ (B+ if D-Bag Creative Director told you to do it this way. Fire CD.)

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  7. So I said to my wife she needs to mow the lawns ..... What i meant was you need a waxing.

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  8. You missed the most important thing, how can she do any work with the machine if the plug is clearly OFF?!

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  9. I'm just relieved they clarified that the lawn is green - it really helps when you don't have to wade through all those images of purple lawns, blue lawns, yellows lawns and such. Of course, I had been looking for a golf course image...

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  10. BTW, there are no yards in Bushwick.

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  15. She has guests coming over, that's why she's doing a Little neatening up of the space. Lawn ads always show them in the best condition.

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